Officer Orders Man to Take Ducks to the Zoo — Next Day They’re Headed to the Beach in Sunglasses
A policeman was patrolling downtown when he spotted an old man driving a rusty pickup truck with the bed absolutely overflowing with ducks. They were waddling, quacking, and sticking their heads over the side like a feathery parade. The officer pulled him over and said sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering…